How to Be a Cool Kid 101 (girls):

• [ ] Hair down/Claw clip
• [ ] At least three hair bands on wrist (or scrunchies)
• [ ] Non-school bag hanging on one shoulder (alternatively, one could opt to not have a bag or to have a tote bag)
• [ ] Apple computer
• [ ] Discord 24/7
• [ ] Chew gum 24/7
• [ ] Swear a lot
• [ ] Ear pod in one ear
• [ ] Headphones around neck
• [ ] Non school P.E. shorts
• [ ] Non school socks
• [ ] Roll up skirt till it is under 1cm long
• [ ] Skip at least half your classes (music lesson excuse recommended. If unable to use excuse, one may opt for the ‘taking the wrong train/train running late’ excuse. Please note that this excuse may only be used in period 1 unless you want to make a fool of yourself)
• [ ] Suddenly appear with bubble tea (which you have bought while wagging school)
• [ ] Black shoes that look like leather but are actually trainers
• [ ] Walk leaning backwards and swinging hips
• [ ] Always check phone especially in school
• [ ] Make tiktoks in the bathroom
• [ ] Organise time to meet in bathroom to make tiktoks together during class